Bang! Boom! Pow! Jonah Hex is here, suckas, and he’s gonna shoot you down and creep you out. Bing! Bow! Ow! I got shot! I just got shot in the arm muscle!
Nah, that didn’t happen. Nobody’s shooting anybody here, it’s just me, my computer, and a glass of warm goat milk. Freshly squeezed!
Anyway, Jonah Hex hit theaters this weekend and it’s the bomb. Speaking of bombs, this movie is filled with explosions, and I’m not just talking about the ones in my pants when Megan Fox appeared on screen. Hey oh! (I had a stomach virus.)
(You fans know how I feel about the Fox.)
But definitely check this movie out. My one problem with it was that it was a little light on the “hexes,” which, when used properly, can be one of the most bat-shit-nutty pieces of dark magic out there. And you know the Movie Monster loves him some sweet dark magic. Annnd some nutty bat shit. Mmmmmmmm….
Speaking of, you can’t go wrong with some Chile Picante Corn Nuts for this flick.
What did you think of the movie?
Yummmm
